It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. 

 I try to stay in a constant state of confusion, just because of the expression it leaves on my face. 

 Why buy a cow when you can get milk through the fence? 

 Art's task is to save the soul of mankind. 

 Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter 

 Catch me on O'reilly tonight! Then find me later in midtown in a gutter. 

 I was an ordinary person who studied hard. There are no miracle people. It just takes hard work. 

 The sweetest sound to a person’s ear is their own name. 

 The golden moments in the stream of life rush past us and we see nothing but sand; the angels come to visit us, and we only know them when they are gone. 

 Everything beautiful has its moment and then passes away.